Go Rift Yourself

I'm Tay

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Mark, Wes, & SteveO at a secret location in Oakland, CA.

Sites of Interest:

• Microsoft says it's making 'adjustments' to Tay chatbot after Internet 'abuse'
  Microsoft's 'social experiment' revealed a lot about Internet culture.

• FBI director says fight with Apple about terrorism, not setting precedent
  "You are simply wrong to assert that the FBI and the Justice Department lied...."

• Apple is boring now
  At a lightning-fast press event yesterday (March 21), Apple announced a spate of product updates. A year ago, it unveiled the new MacBook laptop and told us when the Apple Watch—its first entirely new product in five years—would be available. At yesterday’s event, Apple’s big reveal was a smaller iPhone and iPad.

• Once thought safe, DDR4 memory shown to be vulnerable to “Rowhammer”
  New research finds "bitflipping" attacks may pose more risk than many admit.

• Israeli Firm Reportedly Helping FBI Crack San Bernardino Phone (Updated)
  Cellebrite is a firm that specializes in mobile forensics.

• U.S. Says It May Not Need Apple’s Help to Unlock iPhone
  A court hearing set for Tuesday was canceled in the Justice Department’s bid to gain access to phone data in the San Bernardino mass shooting inquiry.

• Apple announces four-inch iPhone SE and smaller iPad Pro
  Apple unveiled a new, smaller iPhone SE and iPad as well as new Watch bands on Monday.

• Regulators Are Woefully Underprepared for A.I. They Could Learn From Go Champion Lee Sedol.
  This article is part of Future Tense, a collaboration among Arizona State University, New America, and Slate. On Thursday, March 24, Future Tense, New

• A victim of the dot-com bust shares five pieces of advice for startups caught in today's 'bubble'
  As someone who did it wrong the first time, here's here biggest advice for today's startups:

• Google Puts Boston Dynamics Up for Sale in Robotics Retreat
  The video, published to YouTube on Feb. 23, was awe-inspiring and scary. A two-legged humanoid robot trudges through the snow, somehow maintaining its balance. Another robot with two arms and pads for hands crouches down and lifts a brown box and delicately places it on a shelf -- then somehow stays upright while a human tries to push it over with a hockey stick. A third robot topples over and clambers back to its feet with ease.

BART Idiot Hall of Fame

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Mark, Wes, & SteveO at a secret location in Oakland, CA.

Sites of Interest:

• Google I/O 2016 is Fast Approaching: Android N, Nexus 7 (2016) and More - Neurogadget
  Android is the most used mobile operating system in the world. For this group, there is nothing that excites them more than the annual Google I/O. Usually, the company uses this event to unveil its newest hardware and software developments. As a result, industry experts are already up and running, trying to figure out what

• Text-To-Speech in 1846 Involved a Talking Robotic Head With Ringlets
  Meet the Euphonia, a machine that boasted the ability to replicate human speech.

• The Voder - Homer Dudley (Bell Labs) 1939

• FCC to propose monthly broadband subsidy for the poor
  The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) on Tuesday will announce a monthly subsidy for broadband internet access in low-income households, The New York Times reports, in an effort to narrow a d...

• Apple exec: FBI could make us spy on Americans with iPhone cameras or microphones
  He argued that providing the FBI with the so-called back door to a user's iPhone data would be a slippery slope that could create a dangerous precedent.

• ISS Astronauts Test Out Microsoft HoloLens in Space
  And they got a little distracted when they found the Alien Invaders game.

• Star Wars meets The Princess Bride - The Chatty Duelists

• Ultimate List of Free Essential Software | Money Tip Central
  Free software can save you hundreds and possibly thousands of dollars. The software listed below is completely free, is completely legal, and...

Tap that Dot!

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Mark, Wes, & SteveO at a secret location in Oakland, CA.

Sites of Interest:

• A day with the HTC Vive
• 'Ghostbusters' reboot trailer is here
• Amazon debuts two smaller and cheaper Echos
• J.J. Abrams Continues Galactic Takeover, Now Producing Google Lunar XPrize Documentary
• Oculus founder says no Mac is powerful enough to run the Rift
• A sci-fi film from 1970 predicted the selfie stick, but better
• The Amazon Tap
• Latest processors only support Windows 10
• What versions of old Windows can be upgraded to 10 for free? What about unlicensed versions?
• Artificial trees capture wasted kinetic energy, power sensors

Billions and Billions of Years from Now

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Mark, Wes, SteveO & Bob O' Rob at a secret location in Oakland, CA.

Sites of Interest:

• Apple fights order to unlock San Bernardino gunman's iPhone
• John McAfee Claims He Can Decrypt The iPhone In 3 Weeks
• Apple unlocked iPhones for the Feds 70 times in the past
• Rent-a-Minority website
• Hospital paid $17,000 ransom to hackers of it network
• Electronic Pickpocketing: Understanding the Threat
• Ghosting: The 21st-Century Dating Problem
• Self-driving cars can be hacked using a laser pointer
• An original print of Star Wars has been restored and released online
• Could exercise reduce cancer? Study with mice.
• 3D fingerprint sensor using ultrasound scanning
• Researchers develop ‘Superman memory crystal’ that could store 360TB of data forever
• About the Internet Archive
• Jason Scott and his ASCII blog
• Bladerunner Two is happening
• A Tiny Game of Pong for the Apple Watch
• Mark uses the Whistle to track his dog's location and activity
• New ThingMaker toy is based on 3D printing
• Hugo Spowers is working on hydrogen fuel cell cars

We make the Internet great again!

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Mark and Wes at a secret location in Oakland, CA.

Sites of Interest:

• The Innernette
• A Brief History of AOL
• USB - Micro SD card reader, butt plug and data storage dongle!
• No UI is the New UI; i.e. the return of the command prompt
• Examples of modern apps based on a messaging interface: Slack, Campfire, Operator.
• Order an Uber using Facebook Messenger
• You can now play Chess in Facebook Messenger
• All Bluetooth devices will be able to access the Internet directly without going through a computer.
• Use AirPlay to wirelessly stream content from your iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch
• An Internet of Things that will number ten billions
• IPv6 deployment
• SoundCloud is in major trouble
• Who bought the most expensive album ever made?
• Martin Shkreli tried to buy another album, was scammed for $15million?
• Einstein was right about ripples in spacetime!
• But Einstein kept changing his mind.
• How Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry’s words were freed from old floppy disks
• Andy Warhol's Amiga computer art found 30 years later
• The Internet Archive wants your goddamn AOL CDs 
• Internet Archive: Classic PC Games, MS-DOS games, arcade games
• Time Inc Acquires Viant, Owner Of Myspace
• Alternatives for Facebook: Ello, Peach
• Circuit City is coming back
• History of electronics stores Good Guys and Circuit City
• Gorilla Arm prediction for touchscreen monitors

Dad Bod

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Mark, Wes, and SteveO at a secret location in Oakland, CA.

Mark Actually Whipped The Llama's Ass

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Mark, Wes, and Snuck415 at a secret location in Oakland, CA.

Sites of Interest:

• Nexus 5X or Nexus 6P: Which one should you buy?
• LG’s six-day-old smartwatch canceled due to “image quality issues”
• Snuck is wearing the original LG Urbane
• Apple Watch 2 rumors
• E-SIM for consumers—a game changer in mobile telecommunications?
• Classic watch complications
• 25 Best Third-Party Apple Watch Complications
• Mark likes the app My Bus Times for iPhone and especially Apple Watch
• What Microsoft got right with its smartwatch nearly a decade ago.
• Microsoft Groove Music
• Apple drops free iTunes Radio, bundles it into Apple Music
• Beyond the hype of Hyperloop
• 23 Design Teams to Build Full-Scale Prototype Hyperloop Pods
• Hyperloop prototype will be built near Las Vegas
• Wes likes Stumble Upon
• About 20 pounds of CO2 are put out per gallon of gasoline
• How the Xbox One and Windows 10 come together 
• UMUTIMA wa lake Kivu Rwanda & TANIM de Chiapas Mexico
• What in the world is monkey poop coffee? Hint: it's not from monkey poop.
• Make Coca-Cola At Home with Keurig Kold
• Bluetooth trackers Nut 2 and Nut Mini
• Whistle GPS pet tracker
• Exploding hoverboard caught on camera
• KORG Volca Beats analog rhythm machine
• Volca Keys analog synthesizer
• Volca Bass analog bass machine

Mark once petted Johnny Knoxville's Cat.

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Mark, Wes, and Tdawg at King Valley Chinese Restaurant in Pinole, CA.

Sites of Interest:

• Chai Energy
• ZigBee protocol
• Heart surgeon visualized a tricky operation with Google Cardboard
• You too can play surgery with Cardboard
• You can get your Google Cardboard here
• View-Master Virtual Reality
• Samsung Gear VR powered by Oculus
• Oculus Rift pre-order
• VR sickness
• Don’t Fear Artificial Intelligence
• Our Fear of Artificial Intelligence
• Movie Ex Machina
• Books About AI That You MUST Read, According to Ex Machina's Alex Garland
• Elon Musk, Silicon Valley Elite Launch 'Open' AI With $1 Billion
• Microsoft Band 2
• Mapping the wiring diagram of brains
• Li-Chen Wang and Tiny Basic
• Linguistic analysis of Donald Trump's language
• Highlights from CES 2016
• Apple CarPlay
• Microsoft is bringing Windows 10 and Office 365 to your car's dashboard
• Microsoft SPOT, the first real connected smartwatch for the masses
• Raspberry Pi Zero
• PINE A64, First $15 64-Bit Single Board Super Computer
• Whistle GPS Tracker for dogs
• 10 Lifesaving Location Devices for Forgetful Patients
• Why are baby seats aimed backwards?
• UK television detection vans

Is Trump as HUGE as Steve Jobs?

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Mark, Wes, and Steve-o at California Pizza Kitchen in Emeryville, CA.

Sites of Interest:

• San Jose, CA's City Hall has a glass rotunda
• Pixar Headquarters and the Legacy of Steve Jobs
• Battle of the Santa Trackers
• How to find your Uber passenger rating
• How to call an Uber car from within Facebook Messenger
• The Scottish are very cheap
• Electronic Muscle Stimulation: TENS unit , Slendertone
• First Ever "Fat Burning"/Shaker Machine
• Scott Adams, author of Dilbert, has a blog that often discusses Donald Trump as a powerful persuader
• Trumps's crazy-sounding ideas are really the extreme opening offer of a negotiation
• Did Donald Trump really kill a professional football league?
• Donald Trump would be richer if he'd have invested in index funds
• Donald Trump on reporters: "I would never kill them, but I do hate them"
• DNC Is Burying Debates on Saturday nights to Help Hillary Clinton
• Steve-o's five favorite dating sites/apps: Happn, Tinder, Hinge, OK Cupid, Coffee Meets Bagel
• Rumblr, the "Tinder for fighting" app -- turns out to be a hoax
• SpaceX Rocket In Great Shape After Historic Landing
• Judge Rules Kim Dotcom Can Be Extradited to US to Face Charges
• A lot of what we said about Kim Dotcom was wrong. Here is the real story.
• The website kim.com has a fascinating panel discussion with him, Edward Snowden, Julian Assange, Glenn Greenwald, and Robert Amsterdam.
• Meet Darknet, the hidden, anonymous underbelly of the searchable Web.

Drop the "the"

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Mark, Wes, and Bob-o-Rob at Ma Me Restaurant in Oakland, CA.

Sites of Interest:

• Ben Carson and pyramids
• Facebook Live Video and Collages
• Drop the "the"
• Amazon's been profitable lately, but don't expect it to last
• Will Tesla ever make money?
• NASA says Mars surface blew off by solar winds
• Amazon opened a real book store
• Powell's City of Books in Portland
• Plane forced to make emergency landing because of sheep farts
• New strain of Android malware is 'virtually impossible' to remove
• Did the FBI really say “pay up” for ransomware?
• Some versions of ransomeware have been cracked
• Browser hijacking
• Can you get a computer virus by merely visiting a web page?
• Is it true that being bilingual delays alzheimer's?
• Is Alzheimer's caused by a fungus?
• International Men's Day
• There's now a smart kegel exerciser for men, too
• Facebook implements fix for IOS app battery draining issues
• Mark and Priscilla Zuckerberg's dog Beast has his own Facebook page
• This is the Kurt Vonnegut novel that Mark was trying to remember
• Gene editing therapy
• Video game Fallout 4
• Every James Bond Gadget. Ever.

The new Microsoft

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Mark and Wes at a secret location in Oakland, CA.

Sites of Interest:

• Please stop, I'm bored.
• Microsoft unveils Surface Pro 4, Band 2, Lumia 950, HoloLens developer edition.
• Microsoft HoloLens.
• How Microsoft's HoloLens actually works.
• New Microsoft Lumia 950 and Lumia 950XL phones.
• The new Lumia Phones have Continuum to turn a monitor into a PC.
• Microsoft Display Dock for Continuum.
• USB Type-C port standard.
• Microsoft Surface Pro 4.
• Microsoft Surface Book.
• The story behind the Surface Book's hinge.
• Surface Pro 3 Pen vs Surface Pro 4 Pen Side-by-Side.
• Microsoft Band 2.
• ANT+ standard vs. Bluetooth Smart.
• The AliveCor device does more than just count heart beats.
• Samsung Galaxy Gear S2.
• How Steve Jobs Fleeced Carly Fiorina.

Constitution? NSA? Really?

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Mark Wes, and Bob O'Rob at the Hilton Garden Inn in Sonoma.

Sites of Interest:

• Lawsuit about Happy Birthday
• Belt made out of inner tubes
• Will Wheaton and Neil Tyson video
• Will Wheaton and the video toaster
• Logan's Run remake
• Batteries made out of crab shells
• Surface Pro
• SETI at Home (which Microsoft officer sponsored it?)
• Study Warps in Space at home
• Instagram Video
• Tiger Direct president indicted
• History of metal detectors
• Foursquare Time Machine
• Google location history
• Site leaving data in your browser cache
• NSA spying
• Makerbot merging with Stratusys(?)
• History of Phonephreaking blog entry on tapping phone microphones
• Xbox One changes
• Mac Pro
• Article How to cut your cable cord
• Monsanto executive won a World Food Prize
• New Acer Chromebook
• World War Z app

The Lazy S#%T Show

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Mark Wes, and Bob O'Rob at the Emeryville Market food court.

We decided to record a show today without any kind of edit or post clean-up. Our reason for doing this is to make up for all of the times we have been late in posting new shows. We are perfectionists  and sometimes that means we spend a week on show notes or several days editing our audio files. For this show, we give you the raw unedited, un-clean episode of "The Lazy Shit Show". And also no show notes.

Does Dr. Dre have an RFID tag in his hand?

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Mark Wes, and Bob O'Rob at the Emeryville Market food court.

Sites of Interest:

• Samsung Galaxy S4
• T-Mobile’s MetroPCS Merger Opponents Gaining Traction
• After Finding Mars Was Habitable, Curiosity Rover to Keep Roving
• Matthew Keys denies charges in 'Anonymous' case
• 'Bates Motel' Is One Seriously Weird Show
• How Dr. Dre Made $300 Headphones a Must-Have Accessory
• Berkeley creates the first graphene earphones, and they’re awesome
• Graphene -- Unexpectedly Amazing Carbon-Based Energy Form
• Finding Nemo 2 sequel to be called ‘Finding Dory’
• 3D version of the original Finding Nemo
• How Long Until Cars 3 Is Announced?
• The End of Google Reader Sends Internet Into an Uproar
• Hitler reaction meme hits Google Reader in record time
• Seattle Bar Declares ‘No Google Glass Zone’
• Video: How Guys will use Google Glass
• Reports Of Ukrainian Attack Dolphins On The Loose A Hoax
• Whimsical Pencil Earbuds
• Ear Buddies -- Earbuds that look like little ears
• Report: Google Glass Teams With Warby Parker for Stylish Specs
• About That Baby Who Was 'Cured' of HIV
• Acer’s new $279 C7 Chromebook runs for 6 hours, doubles down on memory
• Amazing foldable concept mobile phones
• We're pretty sure there are not yet any RFID tags in currency, but: Want An RFID Chip Implanted Into Your Hand?
• Andy Rubin Stepping Down as Android Head
• Book: Atari Inc.: Business is Fun
• Hands On: HP Passport 1912nm Internet Monitor
•    Buy one for $114

Rat Brains and Gorilla Arms

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Mark & Wes at the California Pizza Kitchen in San Francisco.

Sites of Interest:

• We are using the Blue Yeti Pro microphones
• Mark has a Lattissima Plus Nespresso, Wes has a Gran Maestria.
• Elisha Otis invented the safety brake for passenger elevators
• Movie Pass - subscription service for unlimited movies in theaters nationwide
• Prima Cinema brings movies to home theaters on the day of the release for $500 a pop
• Academy members get DVDs of new movies to watch at home before voting
• Torani Syrups
• The next big thing: 4D printing
• 3-D Printed Car Is as Strong as Steel, Half the Weight
• Trabant, the paper Jaguar
• 3Doodler: The World's First 3D Printing Pen
• Two rat brains tied together
• Li-Chen Wang and his Tiny Basic
• Engadget editors sound off on Mobile World Congress 2013
• Gorilla Arm is Why Touch Screens Will Not Take Over
• Mark thought that the original Chromebooks had 4 gb of RAM and while some later ones did, the originals were only 2 gb
• Install Linux on a Chromebook using the Chrome core
• Busy Box app for Android
• Meet Ouya: The $99 game machine everyone is talking about
• XBMC can be installed on a jailbroken Apple TV
• Google Glass Coming Soon in Beta for $1500
• An 8-inch S Pen tablet that's also a phone
• The Judge Who Forced Apple to Publicly Apologise to Samsung Now Works for… Samsung
• An E-Ink Android Would Only Need Charging Once a Week
• Flexible e-reader, the Readius, is dead
• Freeeeeeeeee Vintage Posters
• At last, an Update to Burp and Fart Piano
• BetterMe Can Lead To An Improved You Through Humiliation

Can you feed your Tamagotchi on a Blackberry?

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Mark & Wes at the Westfield Shopping Centre in San Francisco.

Sites of Interest:

• Book: The Victorian Internet
• Emulate Xperia SmartTags Functionality with Smart(QR)Tags
• Android app Tasker
• There Is Such Thing As a Flipboard for Porn
• Chromebooks
• Chromium OS for your own PC
• Yes you can use the new Chromebook offline
• PlayStation 4 Has 16x More RAM Than PS3 or Xbox 360
• Microsoft Xbox 720 rumors
• Music synthesizers with Virtual Studio Technology
• Best Buy's Permanent Price-Matching Policy Mitigates Showrooming Threat
• Google Glass contest gives non-devs a chance
• Ubuntu phones
• Youtube video about Ubuntu for tablets
• Tamagotchi toy
• Tamagotchi app for Android
• Google paying Apple $1 billion annually in per-device iOS search fees
• Apple watch rumors
• Nike fuel band will be for IOS only
• Pebble watch
• Jailbreak app for Pebble
• Blackberry Z10 review
• Running Android apps on Blackberry
• Autonomous civil aircraft could be flying before cars go driverless
• Autonomous cars
• Mark couldn't think of the name of the Apple technology that syncs photos with all your devices. It's called PhotoStream
• Mark thought the Google I/O event would cost $1,100, but it's really $900.
• LG Nexus 5 Rumors Resurface

Mr. Ballmer, tear down that wall!

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Mark & Wes at the California Pizza Kitchen in San Francisco.

Sites of Interest:

• Nespresso adds a new Grand Cru
• The Pantone color system
• HTC gives a huge smartphone its own Mini feature phone
• Harman Kardon stereo bluetooth headsets
• Rumors of the Apple iWatch
• Silicon Valley Job Growth Now Matches the Dot-Com Boom
• Biotech will be the next big thing.
• Robotics will be the next big thing.
• How Robotic Surgery Will Work
• Nokia releases 3D-printing specs for making custom Lumia 820 back covers
• Report predicts smartphone bills will be $40 higher by 2017
• Microsoft Surface Pro
• Hacking Windows RT to run legacy Windows apps
• Delete recovery partition for more space in Surface Pro
• Microsoft hints at future Surface covers that could charge its tablet
• Kodak announces 'asset protection' cinema film
• Portable Commodore 64 Turns 30
• Commander Keen designer crowdfunds a sequel of sorts
• Wine coming to Android, will run Windows apps on Google's mobile OS
• Run Windows applications on Linux, BSD, Solaris and Mac OS X
• BlackBerry 10 Android Runtime Layer
• "Revenge porn" scammer boasts no-one will sue him
• Sony finally discontinuing the MiniDisc after more than 20 years
• Verizon Announces End of 900 Number Billing
• Creators of Zork to accept Pioneer Award
• World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War
• Best Android App Emulators for Windows
• MessagesFB app
• Ugly Meter app
• PKE Meter Ghost Hunter
• Gesundheit Comes To The Mac App Store

Mark and Wes' new religion has a hangup about bathtubs

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Mark & Wes at the Nespresso Boutique in San Francisco.

Sites of Interest:

• Hold on! That's my bathtub! 
• Book: "Exploding the phone" by Phil Lapsley
• Mark mentioned the Steve Jobs book, but said the author's name wrong
• Acer Sees Success in Chrome; Windows 8 Fails to Drive Sales 
• HP Pavilion Chromebook
• Lenovo ThinkPad Chromebook
• Radio Shack APM-200 Power Meter Lets You See The Music
• 30th Anniversary of MIDI
• The Truth About MIDI Latency
• BlackBerry Maker Unveils New Line and New Name
• The old Blackberry Storm and it's weird SurePress keyboard
• Blackberry Z10 keyboard demo (Mark said that all letters must be flicked upwards, but it looks like the flicking is only to accept predicted words)
• Sony to discontinue the production early 2013 of Cassette Player/ Recorder
• Hands-on with the Pebble smart watch
• One Year Later, Exxon Bests Apple as World's Biggest Company
• Kim Dotcom's Mega Is Already Getting a Ton of Copyright Takedown Requests 
• Father hires online snipers to virtually kill son
• Kennedy Approach was an air traffic control simulation for Atari 800 and C64
• It’s a Tablet. No, It’s a PC. Surface Pro Is Both
• Ubuntu phone
• Firefox phone
• Scientists Restart Work on Deadly Engineered Avian Flu
• Clip of 'jOBSs' gives first glimpse of Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs
• Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak ‘Embarrassed’ by Kutcher’s jOBS
• Aaron Sorkin speaking about his Steve Jobs movie
• Samsung Confirms Plans To Move Away From Android Platform This Year
• ASUS Taichi dual screen Windows 8 notebook
• Disney Confirms That JJ Abrams Will Direct the Next Star Wars Episode VII
• Scientists Are Making a Vaccine for Alcoholism That Will Give You Terrible Hangovers
• Should You Ruin Lives with Facebook Search?
• Facebook code generator

Can you 3D print a replacement dog nose?

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Mark and Wes started at the Nespresso Boutique in San Francisco with guest Geary the Russian (who doesn't exist, and neither do you.) The show was finished at a Starbucks

Sites of Interest:

• Mark has a Bullshit button.
• Geek girl uses a Rasberry Pi to make a little box of geek.
• Embracing 3D Printers, Manufacturer Tells Customers to Print Their Own Replacement Parts.
• Dentists can make crowns in their office
• 3D printing has been around for decades in the form of automated milling machines.
• First 3D printed LP records.
• WSU can print 3D parts from moon rocks.
• The world only needs 5 computers (or maybe only 1)
• Sperm Carry Over 37 Megabytes of DNA Data.
• Chevy Truck Access Method (CTAM). Mark remembers one of his colleagues making up the term, but here it is in an article. (Search the page for CTAM)
• Belkin’s New Receiver Grants Your Old Stereo Bluetooth Powers.
• Parking Panda helps you rent out your parking spot, of find a spot you can use right now.
• The SFpark app and website helps you find open parking meters in some San Francisco neighborhoods.
• webOS ported to the Nexus 7.
• Turn your iPhone photos into real ones with the Impossible Instant Lab.
• Harvey for iPad -- Einstein brain atlas.
• Help Sneezeman Escape From Planet Sneeze.
• Fart Cat wants to be left alone